Kamikaze Birds

I was having a fine day, with only a slight headache, until this big black bird divebombed my window and left it's bodily fluids splattered across the glass. Now, it's grown to an all out migraine and they probably won't wash the windows for a while.

I know you're laughing right now, but this really disturbed me. The birds had been hitting the windows all morning, but this one came in faster than the others, hit with a loud thud that made me scream (which isn't often an easy thing to do) and left it's poor little bird innards on the window. The birds seemed to have stopped once it splattered itself to its doom.
The poor bird didn't know it was a window and didn't expect to hit anything. I wish it had just hit the window not quite so hard, then it would be ok. Stop laughing, it's not funny, it's very sad. A poor little bird life gone because the sun was shining on glass.

In other news, I got back to my regular work today (yay!) and was working quite well until the bird brain bits came to be on the window.

I'm off to home, dinner, nap, and then my 2230 viewing of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire!