Keep Your Leftovers Away From Me!!

Of course, what better place to unload all your leftover candy than to bring it to the office?

I don't eat a lot of candy, and now I'm surrounded by it! I'm never going to unload these extra pounds if people keep throwing candy at me! I've thrown away whatever it was that we had left. I don't need it, I didn't buy it for me, it does me no good to have it.

I know, no one is forcing it down my throat, but I can't let poor innocent candy die unwanted! YES I CAN!! I DON'T NEED IT!!

grrrrrrr